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Hurry, Charley! There is not much time. — Rainier Wolfcastle I ain’t goin’ nowhere. I been in this square for near thirty seasons, and I ain’t a’leavin’ now! — Charley Weaver, “Krusty Gets Kancelled” The immobility of Springfield Squares contestant … Continue reading
It’s good that Bart did that. It’s very good. — Football announcer guy, “Treehouse Of Horror II” Happy Halloween-ish! It’s been five spooky weeks since I’ve posted an update! Oooo-oooo! Bart’s “Treehouse” foray into omnipotence parodies a classic Jerome Bixby … Continue reading
No wonder he won Minnesota. — Homer, “Lisa’s First Word” With the presidential debates lurking around the corner like some drug-addled maniac, why not take a trip back in time to the whirlwind that was the 1984 Democratic primaries? Take … Continue reading
Only Duff fills your Q-zone with pure beer goodness. — Doctor guy, “Duffless” Ignoring what “Q” would stand for in the above advert, let us turn instead to the stimulating vapors given off by a cool Camel. Right … here! … Continue reading
Everyone’s always kissing your ass. — Sideshow Mel, “I Love Lisa” Though Publishers Clearing House administrator and Carson sidekick Ed McMahon’s love for alcohol was no great secret in the showbiz circuit, it didn’t rear its head so forcefully as … Continue reading
Wow! A big clown hankie! — Bart, “Bart Gets Famous” The scene kicking off Bart’s servitude to Krusty in “Bart Gets Famous” is based on an iconic Super Bowl commercial of the ’80s featuring Steelers DT “Mean Joe” Greene. Crack … Continue reading