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Marion Barry Cracks

Fernando, it’s M.B. — Mr. Burns Ah, Marion Barry! Is it time for another shipment, already? — Fernando Vidal, “Raging Abe Simpson And His Grumbling Grandson In, ‘The Curse Of The Flying Hellfish’” Forgive the second-rate pun, but “Marion Barry … Continue reading

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Holiday Throwaway: Homer Wearing Glasses

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Probably misses his old glasses. — Homer, “Bart’s Girlfriend” Happy Independence Day! In honor of our country’s freedom from the hated British, I am likely eating a hot dog somewhere (next to my microwave). Get your America on, and we’ll … Continue reading

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Frank ‘Cannonball’ Richards

My God! Those cannonballs have practically demolished your stomach! From now on, no cannonballs, no spicy foods, and when you lie in a hammock, please, rest your beer on your head or your genitals. — Veterinarian, “Homerpalooza” More than just … Continue reading

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Bourne Bridge

It’s called ‘Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport’. It’s known as ‘America’s Scrod Basket’. — Marge I thought Springfield was ‘America’s Scrod Basket’. — Bart No, Springfield is ‘America’s Crud Bucket’. At least, according to Newsweek. — Marge, “Summer Of 4 Ft. 2” Assholes … Continue reading

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Fangoria

All right! Fangoria will give me 25 bucks for this shot! — Otto, “22 Short Films About Springfield” Billing itself as “The First In Fright Since 1979”, Fangoria is a surviving relic of an era when horror magazines (not to … Continue reading

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The Bush Vomiting Incident

I’ll ruin you like a Japanese banquet! — George H.W. Bush, “Two Bad Neighbors” Much like the Dick Cheney quail hunt and the time Calvin Coolidge got hit with a football in the groin, our elected officials occasionally sing for … Continue reading

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Dewey, Cheatem & Howe

Here you go: $100 each. The rest goes to Ann Landers… — Executor guy, “Bart The Fink” First thing’s first: when a proper noun aptly describes the person/thing that bears it, it is an aptronym. Valuable! So, for example, Mr. … Continue reading

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