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The Bread Roll Ballet

Sir, I represent the estate of Charles Chaplin. I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation. Boys? — Blue-Haired Lawyer, “Lady Bouvier’s Lover” Yes, any Simpsons fan worth his sugar could identify Abe Simpson’s culinary … Continue reading

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The Barbie Liberation Organization

Oh, there’s something wrong with what my Stacy says. — Celeste My Spidey Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web slinger? — Malibu Stacy, “Lisa v. Malibu Stacy” Thanks to Katie, who tipped us off to today’s reference: the … Continue reading

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Vout

Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can’t seem to get off their duff-a-rooneys to do something about this burglar-ino, I think it’s time to start our own neighborhood watch … a-rooney! — Flanders, “Homer The Vigilante” Today’s post may well prove controversial … Continue reading

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Holiday Throwaway: Homer Wearing Glasses

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Probably misses his old glasses. — Homer, “Bart’s Girlfriend” Happy Independence Day! In honor of our country’s freedom from the hated British, I am likely eating a hot dog somewhere (next to my microwave). Get your America on, and we’ll … Continue reading

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Hey Kid, Catch!

Wow! A big clown hankie! — Bart, “Bart Gets Famous” The scene kicking off Bart’s servitude to Krusty in “Bart Gets Famous” is based on an iconic Super Bowl commercial of the ’80s featuring Steelers DT “Mean Joe” Greene. Crack … Continue reading

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Pete Best

Run along, boy! You’re free now! — Homer, “Homer’s Barbershop Quartet” Poor, poor Pete Best. His foot at immortality’s door and the other tossers hid the key. Having joined The Beatles in 1960 and having endured hundreds of grim, glory-free … Continue reading

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Claus Von Bülow

Ah, the system works. Just ask Claus Von Bülow. — Bart, “The Boy Who Knew Too Much” Alleged murder week continues here on the Springfield Historical Society with the torrid tale of Claus Von Bülow, who may or may not … Continue reading

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