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Marion Barry Cracks

Fernando, it’s M.B. — Mr. Burns Ah, Marion Barry! Is it time for another shipment, already? — Fernando Vidal, “Raging Abe Simpson And His Grumbling Grandson In, ‘The Curse Of The Flying Hellfish’” Forgive the second-rate pun, but “Marion Barry … Continue reading

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Claus Von Bülow

Ah, the system works. Just ask Claus Von Bülow. — Bart, “The Boy Who Knew Too Much” Alleged murder week continues here on the Springfield Historical Society with the torrid tale of Claus Von Bülow, who may or may not … Continue reading

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Sweet Fanny Adams

Actually, Luann, I don’t really know anything about you … — Marge Forget it! She’s gone! Presto, change-o! Ka-boom! Sweet Fanny Adams! Bye-bye! — Luann Van Houten, “A Milhouse Divided” Sweet Fanny Adams? To decipher this one, we turn first … Continue reading

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The Vanessa Williams Scandal

And now it’s time to name our runner-up, who, if the winner doesn’t fulfill her duties, blah, blah, blah, wuzzah, wuzzah, wuzzah… And don’t say it’ll never happen! Because we all remember that thing with what’s-her-name … [camera noises] … … Continue reading

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