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Mapplethorpe

It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography. — Homer, “Mr. Plow” Greetings, friends. How I have missed you. In compensation for my prolonged absence, today’s post will be virtually devoid of educational content and devoted instead to the human … Continue reading

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The Vanessa Williams Scandal

And now it’s time to name our runner-up, who, if the winner doesn’t fulfill her duties, blah, blah, blah, wuzzah, wuzzah, wuzzah… And don’t say it’ll never happen! Because we all remember that thing with what’s-her-name … [camera noises] … … Continue reading

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