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It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography. — Homer, “Mr. Plow” Greetings, friends. How I have missed you. In compensation for my prolonged absence, today’s post will be virtually devoid of educational content and devoted instead to the human … Continue reading
I’m impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt. — Lisa, “Bart vs. Australia” This iconic photograph was taken on April 29, 1975, one day before the North Vietnamese captured the city of Saigon and put … Continue reading
The memory of a million drop stitches flows in your veins. — Marge, “Bart’s Dog Gets An F” Robert Capa, Loyalist Militiaman at the Moment of Death, 1936. Despite a string of allegations that the photographer faked this impressively-timed photograph … Continue reading