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Sir, I represent the estate of Charles Chaplin. I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation. Boys? — Blue-Haired Lawyer, “Lady Bouvier’s Lover” Yes, any Simpsons fan worth his sugar could identify Abe Simpson’s culinary … Continue reading
Hey! Get that stuff off his face! We’re here to have dinner with the common man, not Tyrone Power … — Burns’ campaign manager, “Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish” A popular leading man in … Continue reading
Hey good lookin’, we’ll be back to pick you up later! — Some guy [whistle] He’s in for some lovin’. — Homer, “Radio Bart” I can’t believe they invented it! Mr. Microphone: a wireless microphone that dialed into your FM … Continue reading
Vast. — Mr. Burns, “Burns’ Heir” Zuff!
Look, Marge, you don’t know what it’s like. I’m the one out there every day putting his ass on the line … … And I’m not out of order. You’re out of order! The whole freaking system is out of … Continue reading
…of course it was kind of hard to think of reasons for me to look in that exhaust pipe every time, but, you know, we had good writers. William Faulkner can write an exhaust pipe gag that would really make … Continue reading
Hey, Salvatore, guess who’s here? Mr. Kookalamanza and some real ugly kid! — Luigi, “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song” (Ed Flanders recommended today’s post. Gear!) What sounds to the naked ear like stereotypical Italian gibberish is actually a reference to … Continue reading