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Claus Von Bülow

Ah, the system works. Just ask Claus Von Bülow. — Bart, “The Boy Who Knew Too Much” Alleged murder week continues here on the Springfield Historical Society with the torrid tale of Claus Von Bülow, who may or may not … Continue reading

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Roy Cohn

… and that little boy who nobody liked grew up to be … Roy Cohn! — Paul Harvey Wow! — Jasper, Grampa, “Homer’s Barbershop Quartet” Known colloquially as “the blue-haired lawyer” in the archives of Simpsonia, the above-pictured adversary was … Continue reading

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Dewey, Cheatem & Howe

Here you go: $100 each. The rest goes to Ann Landers… — Executor guy, “Bart The Fink” First thing’s first: when a proper noun aptly describes the person/thing that bears it, it is an aptronym. Valuable! So, for example, Mr. … Continue reading

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