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Paul Lynde

Hurry, Charley! There is not much time. — Rainier Wolfcastle I ain’t goin’ nowhere. I been in this square for near thirty seasons, and I ain’t a’leavin’ now! — Charley Weaver, “Krusty Gets Kancelled” The immobility of Springfield Squares contestant … Continue reading

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The Bread Roll Ballet

Sir, I represent the estate of Charles Chaplin. I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation. Boys? — Blue-Haired Lawyer, “Lady Bouvier’s Lover” Yes, any Simpsons fan worth his sugar could identify Abe Simpson’s culinary … Continue reading

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Tyrone Power

Hey! Get that stuff off his face! We’re here to have dinner with the common man, not Tyrone Power … — Burns’ campaign manager, “Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish” A popular leading man in … Continue reading

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Ed Wynn

I’m not convinced! I’ve had bad luck with aphrodisiacs! — Some guy, “Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy” (Today’s post was recommended by SHSer @tjl via Twitter. Are you following SHS? Do so right now: @mcgarnagle_shs) Though his image may just be … Continue reading

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Homer’s Speech Medley

Look, Marge, you don’t know what it’s like. I’m the one out there every day putting his ass on the line … … And I’m not out of order. You’re out of order! The whole freaking system is out of … Continue reading

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Rory Calhoun

Snoop Doggy Dogg? Bob Barker? David Brenner? — Smithers, “Two Dozen And One Greyhounds” Mr. Burns likens Li’l Monty to actor Rory Calhoun, who starred in dozens of Westerns throughout his silver screen career. This won’t be particularly educational, but … Continue reading

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The Chemosphere

Troy McClure’s back from the gutter, and he’s brought someone with him! — Troy McClure, “A Fish Called Selma” Troy’s posh piscine pad is modeled on the Chemosphere, a classic piece of 60s architecture overlooking the San Fernando Valley region … Continue reading

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