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Paul Lynde

Hurry, Charley! There is not much time. — Rainier Wolfcastle I ain’t goin’ nowhere. I been in this square for near thirty seasons, and I ain’t a’leavin’ now! — Charley Weaver, “Krusty Gets Kancelled” The immobility of Springfield Squares contestant … Continue reading

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The Martin-Lewis Reunion

Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail? — Sideshow Bob Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I’m right back in there! — Krusty, “Black Widower” The reconciliation between Sideshow … Continue reading

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Jane Russell

If somebody’s in here, you’re in for some serious assforkin’. — Farmer guy, “Natural Born Kissers” Marge’s tussled, come-hither look in the hay loft is based on a similar pose struck by actress Jane Russell in 1943’s The Outlaw. The … Continue reading

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The Corey Hotline

Hi, this is Corey. I hope you and I can get married someday. — Corey, “Brother From The Same Planet” For those of us whose hearts belong to the Ryan Goslings and Nathan Fillions of this exciting age, it is … Continue reading

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