Bourne Bridge

It’s called ‘Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport’. It’s known as ‘America’s Scrod Basket’. — Marge
I thought Springfield was ‘America’s Scrod Basket’. — Bart
No, Springfield is ‘America’s Crud Bucket’. At least, according to Newsweek. — Marge, “Summer Of 4 Ft. 2”

Assholes may recognize the bridge the Impson family takes on their way to Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport, Springfield’s non-union, Mexican equivalent.

The Bourne Bridge! Separating Cape Cod from regular Massachusetts and looking damned fine doing it.

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