Monthly Archives: May 2012

Ben Casey

For an extra $20, I’ll give Homer a tick bath and spay him. — Veterinarian, “So It’s Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show” The hunky, hirsute veterinarian who appears in the first Simpsons clip show (and previously in Dog … Continue reading

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Holiday Throwaway: Favorite One-Offs

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The story of how two brothers and five other men parlayed a small business loan into a thriving paper goods concern is a long and interesting one … and here it is. — Box factory manager, “Bart Gets Famous” Happy … Continue reading

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The Garden Of Earthly Delights

Goodbye, Bart! Remember: Lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music! — Satan, “Bart Gets Hit By A Car” The scenery accompanying Bart’s post-collision arrival in Hell wraps up many elements from Hieronymus Bosch’s “The Garden Of Earthly Delights” … Continue reading

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Mr. Microphone

Hey good lookin’, we’ll be back to pick you up later! — Some guy [whistle] He’s in for some lovin’. — Homer, “Radio Bart” I can’t believe they invented it! Mr. Microphone: a wireless microphone that dialed into your FM … Continue reading

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Wally Ballou

—ockman, just outside the county courtroom, where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history. Behind these doors, a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the … Continue reading

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Ed Wynn

I’m not convinced! I’ve had bad luck with aphrodisiacs! — Some guy, “Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy” (Today’s post was recommended by SHSer @tjl via Twitter. Are you following SHS? Do so right now: @mcgarnagle_shs) Though his image may just be … Continue reading

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Charles Osborne

Tonight, on Eye On Springfield, we meet a man who’s been hiccuping for 45 years. — Kent Brockman [hic] Kill me. — Hiccuping guy, “Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie” The unfortunate man depicted above is most likely based on Charles … Continue reading

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