If you watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually-explicit positions! — Krusty, “Krusty Gets Kancelled”/”The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular”
Though Lady Madonna took a fair amount of ribbing over the Super Bowl weekend due to the unmitigated audacity of a 53-year-old woman being 53 years old, it was not so long ago that the singer was a cultural force to be reckoned with, not to mention top of the pops.
So cast your minds back, if you will, to 1992 or thereabouts, on the eve of the release of Madonna’s fifth studio album, Erotica. And cast your eyes to the coffee table book that Madonna and her team released as a companion piece to the album, featuring she, in a variety of sexually-explicit positions!
Here is the link to every single page of this smutty, stupid book. Very not-safe-for-work, unless you intern for Madonna. Have at it.
*spoiler alert* 90s pop star Robert Matthew Van Winkle, a/k/a Vanilla Ice, is actually in this friggin’ book.
Ice, who was dating Madonna when Sex was put together, was apparently so offput by the salacious nature of the finished publication that he broke things off with Madonna and left the music business forever. More gold records for the rest of us, I says.