Monthly Archives: February 2012

Ray J. Johnson

Ugh. That thing was funny for about three seconds. — Krusty, “Krusty Gets Kancelled” Hey, Johnson! Though actor/comedian Bill Saluga has had a long and storied career, he will perhaps go down in history as the man behind Ray J. … Continue reading

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If The U.S. Wins, You Win!

Oh, you people are pigs! — Krusty, “Lisa’s First Word” Hoping to harness the nation’s patriotic fervor during the 1984 Olympics for monetary gain, Mickey D’s came up with “If The U.S. Wins, You Win!”, a clever promotional deal wherein … Continue reading

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The Chemosphere

Troy McClure’s back from the gutter, and he’s brought someone with him! — Troy McClure, “A Fish Called Selma” Troy’s posh piscine pad is modeled on the Chemosphere, a classic piece of 60s architecture overlooking the San Fernando Valley region … Continue reading

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Mafia Staff Car

Humans, you have stopped eating… — Alien #1, “Treehouse Of Horror” Homer’s apron in the first-ever Treehouse ep is a quick take on a novelty automobile gewgaw that your uncle may have displayed on one Skylark or another. Bada bing: … Continue reading

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Holiday Throwaway: Honest Abe

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President’s Day … what a rip-off! — Homer, “Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish” Happy Washington’s Birthday! In honor of our founding father, SHS is off until Wednesday. Until then, allow that other fan favorite’s … Continue reading

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The Mary Tyler Moore Show

I’m gon-na make it af-ter all! — Homer, “And Maggie Makes Three” I do declare, it’s starting to seem like the Simpsons writers may have watched a fair amount of television growing up. Here’s the full routine: Fun fact, the … Continue reading

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Dan Rather’s Walkoff

And now, my exclusive interview with His Holiness, Pope John Paul II…That’s it, I cannot work under these conditions. If anyone wants me, I’ll be downstairs at MacDougal’s… — Kent Brockman, “Lisa The Beauty Queen” CBS Evening News certainly got … Continue reading

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