Neerrrrrrrrrrrrd! — Homer, “Homer Goes To College”
New Wave rockers Devo whipped out the energy domes in the early ’80s, and have been wearing them since. According to fans of the Deev, the pyramid-shaped toppers supposedly confer sexual powers upon their wearers:
It was designed according to ancient ziggaurat [sic] mound proportions used in votive worship. Like the mounds it collects energy and recirculates it. In this case the Dome collects the Orgone energy that escapes from the crown of the human head and pushes it back into the Medula Oblongata for increased mental energy.
These wunder-caps can be obtained for a mere 32 clams on Devo’s site, though it can be argued that increased mental energy never did no good for nobody. Personally, I’d rather spring for one of those jumpsuits: