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Hi, this is Corey. I hope you and I can get married someday. — Corey, “Brother From The Same Planet” For those of us whose hearts belong to the Ryan Goslings and Nathan Fillions of this exciting age, it is … Continue reading
Hark to the tale of Nelson, and the boy he loved so dear/They remained the best of friends for years and years and years. — Martin, “Lemon Of Troy” Young Martin’s rarely-spoken catchphrase “Excelsior!” also happens to be New York … Continue reading
Oh! That just kept going, huh? — Krusty, “Lisa The Beauty Queen” “MacArthur Park”, rendered by Pahasatira Nahasapeemapetilon in the Little Miss Springfield pageant, is indeed a very, very long song, but the jury’s out on whether it is in … Continue reading
Can I go now? — Homer, “Treehouse Of Horror III” The classic potassium benzoate debate in “Treehouse III” draws from an equally classic bit of vaudeville schtick. And who else better represents the vaudeville tradition than the cast of Hee … Continue reading
You know, I’m not much on speeches, but it’s so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you’ve made. You’re screwed. Thank you. Bye. — Ray Patterson, “Trash Of The Titans” The deposed sanitation commissioner’s curt misdirect towards the … Continue reading