And, with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever…because it was haunted. Now, let’s all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice. — Grampa Simpson lookalike, “Lemon Of Troy”
Ingredients: water, violet carrot, turnip, salt, pounded wheat or bulgur flour.
You can learn how to prepare it using the aforementioned link, but I really don’t think this is something you want to be drinking. And why make it yourself, when you can simply purchase it from reputable online vendors?
According to the FDA-authorized spec sheet, Shaga-brand şalgam helps both for “eagle eyes” and against “the SARS disease”. Mmm, that’s good Billy!