‘L’ the losers in her wake, ‘I’ the income she will make, ‘T’ is for her tooth-filled mouth, ‘T’ is for her tooth-filled mouth… — Krusty, “Lisa the Beauty Queen”
The bullet that killed JFK launched then-Vice President Lyndon Baines Johnson into the executive suite, with his inauguration taking place just two hours after the president’s death.
The inauguration took place in Air Force One’s cramped stateroom. As this helpful diagram demonstrates (scroll down…or teach me basic coding), Homer is filling in for Congressional rep Albert Richard Thomas. Marge is Jackie O, of course, + one iconic pillbox hat.