President’s Day … what a rip-off! — Homer, “Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish”
Happy Washington’s Birthday! In honor of our founding father, SHS is off until Wednesday. Until then, allow that other fan favorite’s steely visage to guide you.
We are the mediocre presidents.
You won’t find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There’s Taylor, there’s Tyler,
There’s Fillmore and there’s Hayes.
There’s William Henry Harrison,
I died in thirty days!
We… are… the…
Adequate, forgettable,
Occasionally regrettable
Caretaker presidents of the U-S-A!
A special bulletin, the Lincoln Squirrel has been assassinated. We’ll stay with this story all night if we have to!
There’s also the penny Itchy dropped off the Seattle Space Needle: http://i.imgur.com/mUxIy.jpg