Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down? — Stacy Lavelle
Am I the first? — Lisa
…Yes. — Stacy, “Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy”
Happy Thanksgiving…aftermath! Apologies if you have to work today, but I don’t, so check back Monday for the usual output. Until then, enjoy these shout-outs to noted recluse, Simpsons writer, and novelist John Swartzwelder.
(That last one reads “Swartzwelder County”, but they cut it in two in “Dog Of Death”. I swear on this book of carpet samples.)