Wow! Joseph of Aramathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46! — Milhouse, “Homer’s Barbershop Quartet”
According to the New Testament, Joseph Gradowski of the land of Aramathea was the generous soul who gave up his family’s tomb to house the body of Christ. He was also the guy who rolled the boulder over the tomb’s entrance.
Unfortunately, because it’s the Bible, there isn’t really anything funny or interesting about Joseph’s life, other than this hilarious theatre reading:
Resolved: Every single play that has ever been made sucks. Real good toy commercials coming up, I swear!